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Jeans conceal an erection in exactly the way chinos do not. 

When I get exhausted, I lose the cognitive filter that stops me saying all of those silly little things that often tickle my tongue. Here’s an example of the sort of late night texts I often find myself having sent when I wake up of a morning.
I sent this to the girl that I really fancy. Yay me. Luckily the feeling was mutual, or I may have been properly embarrassed. I typed it up with a nice font so it’s at least nice to look at. 

When I get exhausted, I lose the cognitive filter that stops me saying all of those silly little things that often tickle my tongue. Here’s an example of the sort of late night texts I often find myself having sent when I wake up of a morning.

I sent this to the girl that I really fancy. Yay me. Luckily the feeling was mutual, or I may have been properly embarrassed. I typed it up with a nice font so it’s at least nice to look at. 

Sep 2

Apparently there are 40 million sheep in New Zealand. Counting them must have been tiring.

Marina Bay Sands, Singapore

Marina Bay Sands, Singapore

The River Cam

The River Cam

Cuba Street, Wellington

Cuba Street, Wellington

Aug 9

Insomnia & Idiosyncratic Cogitation

I often don’t sleep. Many people suffer the same nocturnal animation that so wilfully incites the insomniacs’ aesthetic fatigue. But I’ve always found that what keeps me up is incredibly myopic in disposition. If I were pondering great philosophical questions of morality, searching for words to describe my love for that certain someone, or even just doing homework. Then I’d feel a little less indignant with my habitual exhaustion. 

The level of rubbish that quite literally keeps me up at night:

"Is it just me, or is cremating burn victims adding insult to injury?" 

"Is the girl next door fantasy really romantic? Or is it about ease of access. Sort of like the handicap parking of dating."

"If I could be remembered by some inspirational quote of mine, I reckon it’d be "The first step to changing the world is making a powerpoint." "

"Someday, I want to get a blowjob from a vegetarian, just so I can say ‘I thought you didn’t eat meat?’ " 

That’s just a short insight into what goes through my mind as I’m trying to get to sleep. A seemingly new one is posting about it to a forum of strangers in the hope that maybe someone will read it and possibly even grin a little. 

Aug 9

Strawberry Tribulation

I once thought that there was no way to eat a strawberry but seductively; until I went to eat one and look down at the same time. I managed to poke myself in the eye and followed through with a violent jerking motion, pulverising it onto my lips. Unless you have a kink for extreme convulsions, that’s not seductive. I don’t know, you decide. For those of you who are wondering about the violent jerking motion. That was a reaction to the strawberry that went along the lines of “You haven’t won yet!” and my second attempt at eating it.

Aug 7

Trust Fall Attack

(Source: youtube.com)